These sailors may be landlocked, but they refuse to abandon their passion.

Going down the road close-hauled and piling up knots at an astonishing rate, this little boat will never get over the surrounding mountains to find her natural habitat.

The penalty for a capsize is road rash — for the boat and her crew. Dios mio!

Oh, in case you’re wondering: The tiller steers a single wheel back aft.